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Patient Retention Operating System

You're leaking $200K+ a year
and you don't know where.

Most practice owners think they have a marketing problem. They don't. They have four operational leaks that compound every month they go unfixed. We diagnose all four in 20 minutes, free.

Book the Free Audit → 20 mins. Your real numbers. No pitch.
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The Diagnosis

Four leaks. Every practice has them.
Most owners only see one.

The agencies you've worked with sent you more leads and left all four leaks open. That's why nothing actually changed. Here's the full picture.

LEAK 01
Front Desk Conversion
— $151,200 / yr lost (avg)
You're booking 30 percent of the leads that come in. Clinics running a real script book 70. The difference isn't lead quality. It's that your front desk is taking orders instead of converting calls. No script, no objection framework, no speed-to-lead system. Every unbooked call is paid traffic that came in and walked back out.
LEAK 02
No-Show & Cancellation
— $48,000 / yr lost (avg)
One in three booked appointments either no-shows or cancels last minute. You're not running reminders, not pre-qualifying intent, not capturing deposits, and not back-filling the slot the same day. Each empty chair is a chair you already paid to fill twice.
LEAK 03
Patient Retention
— $75,000 / yr lost (avg)
Most first-time patients never come back for a second visit. No checkout rebooking. No 60 day automated follow-up. No membership structure. No reactivation system for patients who've gone cold. You paid to acquire them once and let them leave instead of turning them into lifetime patients.
LEAK 04
Referral System
— $36,000 / yr lost (avg)
Your patients refer 1 to 2 people on average. With a system, that number is 8 to 10. The asset is sitting right in front of you and you don't have a structured ask, a tracking mechanism, or an incentive that actually moves them. Free leads you're not collecting.
Run Your Numbers

How much are you actually leaking?

Type in your real numbers. We'll show you what you've been losing every month while everyone else was telling you to spend more on ads.

— Projected Annual Leak
$151,200

That's what you're losing every year by booking at 30% instead of 70%, about 25% of your annual revenue. It doesn't include the no-show, retention or referral leaks.

Honest Filter

This works for some practices. Not all.

Better you know upfront. We only take 3 new clients a month and we'd rather under-promise than waste your time.

+ Built for you if
  • Doing $30K+ in monthly revenue
  • Open at least 6 months
  • You have a front desk we can actually train
  • You'd rather fix systems than buy more ads
  • You want operator-grade help, not vendor service
× Not for you if
  • Under $30K monthly. Fix that first.
  • No front desk. We can't train nobody.
  • Open less than 6 months. Too early.
  • You want done-for-you. We do done-with-you.
  • You want a guarantee on outcomes outside your control
What You Walk Away With

Bring nothing. Leave with $1,500 worth of assets.

Even if we don't end up working together, the audit isn't theater. You leave with real documents, real data, and a real plan.

01
Practice Revenue Leak Report
One page. Your specific numbers vs industry benchmarks across all 4 leaks. Sent before the call so the conversation starts with data, not discovery.
$500
02
Front Desk Script Vault
The actual diagnostic script we train clients on. 5 objection responses. Speed to lead protocol. Checkout rebooking sequence.
$300
03
60-Day Retention Sequence
The exact day 3, 7, 30, and 60 touch sequence. Email and SMS copy. Reactivation scripts for cold patients. Plug it into your CRM tomorrow.
$400
04
Referral Engine Template Pack
The 3 touch referral ask sequence. Incentive structure. Tracking sheet. Goes from 1-2 referrals per patient to 8-10.
$300
05
Priority Cohort Access
We only onboard 3 practices a month. Audit attendees get first right of refusal on the next opening.
priceless
Total stated value
$1,500+
— Your investment to attend the audit
Free
No pitch trap. No card on file. No follow-up funnel. 20 minutes, your numbers, real diagnosis.
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Calls fill from real outreach so spots move fast. Pre-call questionnaire takes 90 seconds and pre-fills the report we send before we talk.

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Questions before you book? Email imran@mirageedge.com

Common Questions

Things owners ask before booking.

Direct answers. If you've got a question that isn't here, ask it on the call.

No. The audit is the audit. You get a real diagnosis with your actual numbers, the report, and the scripts. If at the end it makes sense to work together we'll talk about that. If it doesn't, you walk away with $1,500 worth of stuff and a clear plan to fix things yourself.
Month one is $500 to install the systems. We measure your rebook rate on day one and again on day 30, pulled from the same report in your booking software. If it hasn't gone up, month two is free. From there it's $6,000 a month to run and improve the systems. Pricing rises as the case study library fills.
Because pouring water into a bucket with holes makes a bigger mess, not a fuller bucket. If you're booking 30% of leads and losing 70% after the first visit, doubling ad spend doubles the waste. Fixing what happens after the patient walks in is the cheapest revenue in your building.
Because this is done-with-you, not done-for-you. Each client gets weekly calls, custom system builds, and direct access. At 4+ clients a month onboarding quality drops. We'd rather grow slower and keep the work tight than scale fast and produce vendor-grade output.
Keep running them. We don't touch your ads, ever. Your ad agency brings patients in. We make sure they come back. Every leak we close means the ad spend you're already paying for produces more revenue on its own.